First, I just want to thank Aqua-man for all his help on the east coast. Did you know that he can lift a car… with one arm!? They don’t call him Aqua-man for nothing.
I think this was the first time in history that Lake Street actually made sense.
Hey, I knew there was going to be some aftershocks after that earthquake… I just didn’t think it was going to be a hurricane!
The only think worse than a hurricane is eating 12 gallons of ice cream with milked poured on top.
Did you watch the VMA’s? I thought it was going to be a show about the new and improved VHS tape.
No, it’s called the Video Music Awards or as everyone else knows them as… music videos.
A man dressed up as Lady GaGa! You didn’t miss anything she just wore the same old weird outfit. Nothing new.
I thought Spider-Man was going to win an award. He didn’t get anything. Thank’s U2.