The Artist won pest picture. The 1920s are back in style.
Why didn’t Billy Crystal do a Neil Diamond song? It would of been gold
It’s valentines day. Or as most people know it: “That day when small candy hearts and candy in general is not related to Halloween.”
Right after that last post WordPress showed me a little message on the left side of the screen.
“Next Posting Goal: 10 Posts”
There was a little meter and it would be filled at 10 posts. I was at 8 posts. This is totally true. What in the world? My goal is to get 10 posts?
I like WordPress it’s just…. I didn’t know the # of posts would be my goal. Ah… it’s probably just a motivation devise. Hahah!
Hahaha. I love this time of year.
So after about an hour of watching videos of comedians I figured out the equation of comedy performed in a joke. All the laughs come after the “punchline”. I don’t know if this method has been done before, maybe it has.: I am going to say the punchline (the funniest part of the joke!) This should keep you laughing for a while.
Slam!
Boom!
Was that Larry?
Pancakes
Green!
Newton!
Yes!
Good night
Oh
Yeaaaah
Welcome to the cafe
No, it was Will
It was a tree
$3.98
The ice was melted
A crescent is a biscuit cut in half.
Labor Day weekend is here or as everyone else calls it “that weekend when we get Monday off”.
It’s Labor Day weekend or as most students would say, “one more day to study before that test on Tuesday”.
Football has begun. Believe it or not some people don’t know how many points a touchdown is. It’s simple. A touchdown is like hitting a grand-slam home run and then making a three pointer while getting fouled and then missing the foul shot. Seven points!
First, I just want to thank Aqua-man for all his help on the east coast. Did you know that he can lift a car… with one arm!? They don’t call him Aqua-man for nothing.
I think this was the first time in history that Lake Street actually made sense.
Hey, I knew there was going to be some aftershocks after that earthquake… I just didn’t think it was going to be a hurricane!
The only think worse than a hurricane is eating 12 gallons of ice cream with milked poured on top.
Did you watch the VMA’s? I thought it was going to be a show about the new and improved VHS tape.
No, it’s called the Video Music Awards or as everyone else knows them as… music videos.
A man dressed up as Lady GaGa! You didn’t miss anything she just wore the same old weird outfit. Nothing new.
I thought Spider-Man was going to win an award. He didn’t get anything. Thank’s U2.
